Drink Thief喝酒的小偷
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
一个年轻人正坐在酒吧里，只是看着他的酒杯。
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
他那样坐着有半个小时，这时一个高大的制造麻烦的恃强凌弱的人走到他身边，拿起酒杯，一饮而进。
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: ''Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying.''
这个可怜的人开始哭了，小流氓说：“算了吧，伙计，我只是在开玩笑，我给你另买一杯，我就是不能看男人哭。”
''No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outrageous and fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
“不，不是那么回事。今天是我一生中最糟糕的一天。首先我睡过头了，有一个重要的会议我迟到了。我的老板很愤怒，我被开除了。当我离开办公室走向我的汽车时，发现它被偷了。
The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison...''
警察说他们无能为力。我打了辆出租车回到家，付了钱，出租车就开走了，我才发现我把钱包落在了车上。我终于回到了家却发现我妻子正和另外一个人在床上。我离开了家，来到这个酒吧。我正想结束我的生命，你出现了，喝了我的毒药…”
